| Fashion Design! |
[Mar. 23rd, 2009|10:21 am] |
OMG I have discovered the best thing ever! Fashion design!! All it takes is a scissors! Yesterday I crafted a stunning ventilation effect to my shirt. The roughly one-half-inch cuts (or "louvres", as I call them) add not only a hyper-oxygenating effect on my tummy, but also suggest a subtle amalgam of post-societal-breakdown casualness with the essential hint of survivalism.
Try it! All it takes is a scissors! (tm) |
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Man, you're more ready for Burning Man than I am.
You could be the youngest shop owner on Etsy if you decide to share those fashions with the world. :-)
Do not ever stop making your own fashion, young man.
But, uh, be prepared for a lot of "What are you DOING?!" from your mother.
In my defense, the only reason there was any screaming was because of the angle of the scissors pressed to his tummy. The fashion statement of the cut shirt is not my favourite, but it's one that I can live with. The cut boy that nearly resulted was a bit much for me to be okay with.
Well, yes. I figured the "What are you DOING!?" would be more about "You'll cut yourself!" than his fashion statement. :) Besides, it's a rite of passage: at some point you have to tell your child "Don't run with/play with scissors." | |