| Presents: Threat or Menace? |
[Dec. 25th, 2008|07:04 pm] |
Ok, there's this thing called "Presents". I'm trying to get my head around it... let me try to explain:
Everyone is putting things in boxes, wrapping them in silly paper and giving them to me... Then I rip open the paper, make someone open the box for me, and I get to keep what's inside, even if it's just socks! Pretty sweet, huh!
I like this new development. I've been averaging a few presents a day, so I figure I'll get at least one every day of my life from now on!
Maybe things are looking up!
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ADDENDUM: No, things are NOT looking up, and after getting me used to presents, now there are none. NONE! |
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Just don't open any on April first, because the box will be empty and it will scar you for LIFE!
Just wait. You'll get more on your birthday.
Your hair is so long! Presents are fun-enjoy. :)
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2009-01-09 04:52 pm (UTC)
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For this is the meaning of life: Presents today means no presents tomorrow.
Once you understand this you will have learned much. | |
pleased
