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Collision detection [Jul. 2nd, 2008|02:46 pm]
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As if having to sleep OUTSIDE mom every day isn't bad enough...

One of the many deplorable aspects of the so-called "WORLD" is that if your body collides with anything else, it TOTALLY HURTS! WTF?!??!1one?:"! I'm running around and BAM!! Ow! My head! I'm climbing up over the couch and OH NOZ! I FALL DOWN GO BOOM MY BUTT HURTS!!

This is SERIOUSLY not right. Things should be soft, and gravity should give me a break.

In the last two weeks I've had three or four bumps on my face and three on my head. What kind of a world IS THIS anyway?!?

This sucks. I'm going to learn how to climb up onto the roof. Then nothing bad can happen!
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[User Picture]From: [info]phreddiva
2008-07-02 10:09 pm (UTC)

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Allistair, stop covering for your parents.
There's help out there.
Just learn to dial a phone...
oh, wait... too late!
[User Picture]From: [info]allistairagator
2008-07-03 05:55 pm (UTC)

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Not funny! >_<

Edited at 2008-07-03 05:55 pm (UTC)
[User Picture]From: [info]sayaka
2008-07-02 10:41 pm (UTC)

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I fully support this "climbing on the roof" plan.

Your mom and dad will likely will freak out but you can probably get away with doing it anyway.

Parents freak out about ALL the fun stuff.

My mom and dad did not like it when I tried climb the railing of our third story back deck when I was your age. But I did it anyway, ha!
[User Picture]From: [info]allistairagator
2008-07-03 05:56 pm (UTC)

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Yeah, and look how YOU turned out!

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[User Picture]From: [info]sayaka
2008-07-07 10:51 pm (UTC)

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Shut up, kiddo.

I turned out awesome.

I let you play in the sink when I was there, mister!
[User Picture]From: [info]ladymisstree
2008-07-04 11:36 am (UTC)

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Dude, watch out for those feet at the end of your legs, they are probably out to kill you. Mine are. I fell over the damned things and broke an ankle.

Keep an eye on them. They're tricksy...